460 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

African famine is not a visitation of fate. It is largely man-made, and the men who made it are largely Africans.

Everything on a boat has a different name than it would have if it weren’t on a boat. Either this is ancient seafaring tradition or it’s how people who mess around with boats try to impress the rest of us who actually finished college.

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.

Jesse Jackson was spending time with his family, or families.

It remains to be seen which program will cause greater societal damage: China’s one-child policy or America’s one-parent policy.

Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It’s also closer.

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

I read good. I was an English major.

I’m really tired of virtue.