460 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

I am no stranger to loud music. I’ve been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids.

Fretting about overpopulation, is a perfect guilt-free – indeed, sanctimonious – way for progressives to be racists.

The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It’s a lot easier to vote with your feet or your wallet than it is to change a government with your vote.

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.

To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.

The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

Some people are better imagined in one’s bed than found there in the morning.