460 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.

When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry.

One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.

When a thing defies physical law, there’s usually politics involved.

The Democrats said, “We don’t know what’s wrong with America, but we can fix it.” The Republicans said, “There’s nothing wrong with America, and we can fix that.”

War will exist as long as there’s a food chain.

Wherever there’s injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it’s happening.

Humans have trouble with economics, as you may have noticed, and not just because economic circumstances sometimes cause them to starve. Humans seem to have an innate inability to pay attention to economic principles.

Maybe a vague president and an incompetent and somewhat corrupt administration is what the nation needs.