23 Quotes by Pamela K. Kinney

His form began to short circuit like a television picture going out of sync. Suddenly, where a small man had stood, a gigantic dog with three heads towered over me. I dropped the staff and stumbled backwards. Cerberus looked like a poodle gone wrong. Wow, that's one ugly, pink poodle.

He's like a gecko on crack if he thinks that.

Larry bleated like a sheep and threw himself against the TV screen. After several repeated attempts at solericide, he dropped senseless to the floor.

With the apocalypse ended, Connor and I could have explored our connection further. Other couples had met under weird circumstances before. Okay, most people didn’t have an apocalypse to start a relationship.

I guess. I don’t look at my calendar to check if it’s that time of the month. You know, is it a full moon, or is it a waxing crescent?