81 Quotes by Pat McAfee

My leg was made for kicking things. Doesn't matter the circumstance, style or formation. It's all about putting your foot on the right spot of the ball and letting your leg velocity do the rest.

And I'm ready for the fakes. Ready to take off. Run some people over.

The East Carolina game was so bad I can't even stand to talk about it. It was just bad, but I learned and came back from it.

You would think doing comedy would be nerve wracking, but punting and kicking footballs gets me more nervous.

Everything for me is either a learn or a win. I just keep moving forward, and that's about it, honestly.

In the darkest of times, the most fulfilling thing in the world is finding the light.

Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I'm not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I'm good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.

When you see something you want to do, go do the damn thing.

I've told so many stories to so many friends of mine. I have friends in Pittsburgh, in West Virginia, and in Indy. That's three different demographics of people, and they all laughed, so I assumed that if I find something funny and all my friends find something funny, I hope people everywhere will find it funny.