81 Quotes by Pat McAfee

If I've learned anything from social media, it's truly that the most irrelevant people always say the most absurd stuff.

If people don't know what a punter is in football, they're not going to know what a fourth down kicker is, either.

Peyton Manning donated, I think, $10 million to start a children's hospital here in Indianapolis. Whenever you see something like that, you go, 'Okay, not only can I be great on the football field, I can also be great off of the field.'

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

I am a heterosexual who is completely cool with folks who aren't, and I hail from Plum Borough, Pa.

I find myself in pretty hilarious situations.

My life is just a ridiculous one.

Although sometimes it's very difficult, if you're willing to look hard enough, you can find positives in every situation.

I don't like cheaters.