93 Quotes by Pat Paulsen

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn’t make me a candidate.

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its ‘saucy nuances.’

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It’s too good for them.

Many of you have asked why it’s taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I’m going to reach in and grab a woman!

If you’re old enough to be arrested, you’re old enough to carry a gun.

No Taxes. Let’s just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

If Iowa is the ‘heart’ land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don’t know their rights, they shouldn’t be in the business.

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you’re walking down a street and you spot a moose?