93 Quotes by Pat Paulsen

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.

I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.

As I've always said: The future lies ahead.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.