93 Quotes by Pat Paulsen

I don't need adult supervision.

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.