93 Quotes by Pat Paulsen

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

If elected, I will win.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.