93 Quotes by Pat Paulsen

I don’t need adult supervision.

I think I’d make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn’t it?

I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they’ll like. Most people say they don’t like dry wine because they haven’t had a dry wine that’s clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.

We’ve got to step up our conservation efforts before it’s too late. We’re not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I’m sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we’ve let it go.

You have to understand, I can’t do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called ‘Chocolate,’ and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

I’ve been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.

Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. ‘Hell yes,’ I said. ‘Great state. But I wouldn’t want to live there.’