40 Quotes by Patrice O'Neal

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other