106 Quotes by Patricia Heaton

I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him, talking about his money.

My favorite body part? My feet. They're not pretty, but they get me where I want to go.

This is the other thing: we make the cost of raising kids higher than it has to be just because we feel they need all this stuff, like gadgets, certain schools, and activities that are nice but aren't really necessary.

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her.

But I think boys ultimately are easier than girls.

And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have.

I have always believed that when you're feeling sorry for yourself, the best thing to do is help someone else.

I think Raymond is very honest about human relationships.

I was raised Catholic and I'm Presbyterian now, but I've always been a Christian, regardless of denomination. I believe that Jesus is the way.