39 Quotes by Patricia Marx

What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

Mothers know the difference between a broth and a consommé. And the difference between damask and chintz. And the difference between vinyl and Naugahyde. And the difference between a house and a home. And the difference between a romantic and a stalker. And the difference between a rock and a hard place.

Every nuclear bomb is an Auschwitz waiting to happen.

Couch surfing refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting

New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn’t even sit down, and not just because there is no room.

I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don’t have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.

Couch surfing refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger – free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.