90 Quotes by Patrick Marber

I'd really like to write a play. I miss the theatre and I've got to get off my arse and write a play; that's really what I've got to do.

Everything is a version of something else.

Thank God life ends—we'd never survive it. From Big Bang to weary shag, the history of the world. Our flesh is ferocious...our bodies will kill us...our bones will outlive us.

Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words

I love everything about you that hurts.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.

I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.

Alice: I don’t love you anymore. Goodbye. Dan: Since when? Alice: Now. Just now.

I think you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely.