46 Quotes by Patrick Thomas

My plan was ill conceived, against convention, and, above all, silly. I loved it the moment I thought of it.

The problem is so many people are so blinded by their own beliefs, it shuts them off from seeing reality.

Kintaro was a legendary Japanese hero who’s gone by many names, but mostly he uses the one his witch mother gave him. He made some cooing noises, and a small flock of pigeons suddenly dive bombed me. “Just giving you some motivation.” In addition to having strength in Herc’s class, Kintaro also talked to animals. Now I realize a lot of people in Central Park talk to the pigeons – as well as rocks and lampposts – but when Kintaro speaks, animals listen.

It didn’t matter that everyone else seemed to be doing it. To butcher a cliche, if everyone jumped off a bridge, they would all get wet. And some were going to drown. Or.

Be careful. Sometimes you don’t carry a grudge. It carries you.

Things started to fly around the room. I don’t mean little things like books and lamps. I’m talking the refrigerator, the stove, and the couch. It was like a deadly game of dodge ball. I.

Mind if I sit down?” asked Conrad. “It’s a free country,” said Toni. “Then why is everything so expensive?” said.

Bulfinche’s is a Manhattan bar that has not only seen all the weirdness the world has to offer, but encourages it to come by for a drink. A leprechaun owns it, and a god of wine and orgies tends bar. I.

Tremble in fear as Pasphrfep the Pillager comes to feast on your souls.