46 Quotes by Patrick Thomas

Politicians think that politics is a game and their offenses are somehow less real because of that.

It’s great being dead.

I don’t know nothing about looking a gift horse in the mouth or anywhere else. I mean, who gives a horse as a gift anyhow? Unless it’s just the head of course.

I could fix the two of you up, assuming you don’t mind the fact that he is into sadism and just got out of jail for accidentally leaving his last lover tied up in a basement for two months.

Pride not only precedes a fall, but often hangs around a while longer to see what other damage it can do.

Several rows of spectators were blocking our view of the upcoming parade, almost all of them more vertically endowed than we were. In short, vertical envy had reared its ugly head and was making faces at us.

I’ve heard that the way to someone’s heart is through their stomach. It’s not the only way, although you do have to make sure to go to your right and toward the head. And it does save the trouble of having to crack open the rib cage.

Or as some who have faced her call her – No, please don’t kill me!

No powers? Ye’ve got to be kidding me. Have ye heard his jokes? They’re so bad they can drop a man at twenty paces,” said.