92 Quotes by Paul Gascoigne

It was a big relief off my shoulder.

I'm a better person now, and not only that - I'm a better man

Because of the booking I will miss the Holland game - if selected.

I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're real. I don't care if you look at me like that. UFO's are a definite fact and I've got to see one soon.

I got eight O-levels at school...zero in every subject.

Daft as a brush? I'm daft, but I'm not daft as a brush!

Scholesy is one of my favourite players of all time. He was a great professional who had everything and I used to love playing with him. You could give him the ball in any position, he would take one touch and you would know exactly what the next move would be. [ . . . ] He was magical, pure class.

I would do those 2 years over and over again for the rest of my life

Everywhere I looked life seemed to be full of problems and they were just going to go on and on. It was never going to get any better.