169 Quotes by Paul Reiser

She kind of reminds one of Helen. There’s something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.

We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.

But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There’ll be plenty of time for that later. Right now, go and be with that baby. Just play with this beautiful little boy.

They’re not the sharpest people – babies. So, you must be everything to them.

And after you’ve done the acting, there’s a lot of places you can put your input – in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on.

You know, the fact that every morning you get a script in your mailbox, that’s going to stop. All these little pedestrian, mundane things. And the cash.

Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they’re yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant!

Younger kids, they understand that things aren’t so perfect with their father or with their mother.

It's not like some movies where you're following a bunch of different stories you can cut around. There was nowhere to cut to. It's these guys. We're not cutting back to anybody else.