154 Quotes by Paul Rudd

I don't feel like a dork, but I certainly have many moments of nerdism, and I embrace it wholeheartedly. I've always cottoned to that crowd more, anyway.

My sister was born a couple years after I was, and I realized that I wasn't getting enough attention, as much attention as I used to before she showed up, and then I learned pretty early on that if I could do a silly dance or make grown-ups laugh, then the attention would come back to me, and I would be accepted.

All I really wanted to be was a working actor.

I'm a big fan of not working.

Anybody that's going on a road trip and doesn't really want to get into a myriad of snacks is probably no one you want to get in the car with.

Anything traumatic in my life I've always dealt with through jokes and comedy.

I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.

I have trouble with long-term things. I tend to get obsessed with stuff and then move on. Roles, songs, video games. That's why I was afraid of marriage. Because it was like a lifelong game of 'Madden.'

My wife is very stealth-funny. She'll come out with something when I'm not expecting it, and it'll just kill me.