154 Quotes by Paul Rudd

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

Sometimes you read a script and it's like, "You'll improv and this is just a blueprint of what the scene could be," and that's never a good sign. And it's never encouraging as an actor to take that on, really.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Acting in general you just feel kind of stupid doing it anyway, but when you're pretending to be rolling around and dodging a foot or riding an ant, you're having to really do it seriously and there's nothing there. You've got to put faith in the process.

Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.