120 Quotes by Paula Deen

It’s just what they are — they’re jokes…most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person.

I pay people very, very well - probably more than I have to. But that costs me less money in the long run because I'm not having to constantly train somebody. I pay them enough that they don't go seeking a higher scale at the next restaurant.

You know, nobody can ever cook as good as your mama.

You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake.

Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker.

I is what I is, and I'm not changing,

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life.

I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.

I think no matter what the occasion may be, you can never go wrong by showing up at the dinner table with a hot plate of fried chicken.