458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.

I don't know what's best for other people.

Every poker player is smarter than me.

A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they'll do is say, 'You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.' And my answer is always, 'I hope so.'

I have never heard her say 'hell' or 'damn,' ... She's not coming.

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.

I hate that not everything ever written is on iBooks. Man, I hate paper.