458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

Please print that I promised him I wouldn't do it. I feel awful about it. I wish I hadn't done it.

Freedom means the right to be stupid.

People still seem to think that they should vote themselves money. They seem to think there is stuff which they think is the government's job, when it's really the individual's job.

My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Religion is faith. Faith is belief without evidence. Belief without evidence cannot be shared. Faith is a feeling. Love is also a feeling, but love makes no universal claims. Love is pure.

We know that the holidays are a hard time for UBS and blood (supplies) are low, so we thought it was the least we could,

We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.