458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.

The reason I'm an I.B.M.-type guy today is that I really needed a laptop back in 1986, and I just couldn't wait for the Powerbook.

I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.

When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.

very puritanical parents in western Massachusetts. If my dad stubbed his toe, you might get 'hell' out of him.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.

Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see.

And we realized it was time to do a show underwater. Magic needs a good head-soaking.