458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.

Has any non-dipshit man ever used the word "ladies" not followed by the word "room"?

Astrology is a cousin of racism.

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

In any conflict, the crazier party generally wins.

If stupid hippies hadn't killed nuclear power, we'd have nuclear power plants, safer and cheaper than coal-fired plants, all over, and electric cars really would be zero emissions.

I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.