458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

There was never a lighting crew, sound crew, makeup crew, anything, ... The list of cameramen is a list of great bebop musicians and writers in L.A., buddies of ours who just happened to be around.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more of it.

Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.

It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

At least it's showing that words have power.

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

The fact that the majority wants something good does not give them the right to use force on the minority that don't want to pay for it. If you have to use a gun, it's not really a very good idea. Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up on the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

It's a business partnership. And I think we do better stuff together than we do separately. It's very easy ? we have the same values and morality. ... I think the nice thing is we care about the show more than we care about each other.