458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

It's be-bop, improvisation, ... You get to see different actors do Shakespeare, or jazz musicians do versions of the same song. Why not comedians?

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

The pure unadulterated disgust of Washington seems to me to be a really good thing.

It kind of makes me feel great, because words still have power, ... I just like how uplifting the idea is: Words are powerful.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.

It's really not good, ... I mean, when I talked to Siegfried last night, he said, you know, it was going to be OK. You have no idea what that means. It means a friend that he's loved dearly and worked with for 28 years -- his heart's still beating, and there's still hope.

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.