458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

In all honesty, I believe we're fair, and incredibly biased. These are two different things. On our show there are no ambushes.

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.

Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends.

I'm totally clean and sober my whole life.

The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody.

Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything.

I'm totally against straight marriage - even though I'm married. I don't think heterosexual marriage is any of the government's business.