458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It's a danger more in show business than it is with wealth.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom.

I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.

The cliche of the nerdy kid who doesn't go outside and just plays games is completely untrue. And it's also true for the nerdy kid who studies comic books and turns into this genius, and it is also true for the nerdy kid who listens to every nerdy thing that Led Zeppelin put out. That kind of obsession in a 16-year-old is not ugly. It's beautiful.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

The Tea Party claims to want small government.

I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.

The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on an airplane, and people - that will not possibly happen again.