458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

Read everything and be kind.

I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.

Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] may not be worth the next guy's laugh.

I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that.

I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.

Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.

When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual revelation that you're not, and that's where the celebration comes in.

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.