458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

World War II proves there’s no God.

God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It’s just ganging up against the weird kid, and I’m always the weird kid.

Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that time think it’s getting worse.

My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don’t know what’s best for other people.

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That’s not morality, that’s sucking up.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and threats. Humans have morality. We don’t need religion.

Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It’s the absence of religion, and that’s a wonderful thing.

Cars mean nothing to me. I’m not a car guy.