458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, to Howard Stern’s studio, and to 30 Rock for ‘Letterman’ and ‘SNL.’ Even in New York, walking to work is homey and folksy, like living in a small town.

The vast majority of the world knows there’s no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

Believing there’s no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without God, we can agree on reality, and I can keep learning where I’m wrong. We can all keep adjusting, so we can really communicate.

I’ve been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I’m there.

The nightmare of Trump is not that he doesn’t care what people think; it’s that he desperately cares what people think.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won’t be around drugs and alcohol at all.

I love nuts. I’m for nuts. I am nuts.

I don’t speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.