458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

It’s fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

You have no chance of scaring me with death, all the fear possible is contained in life.

Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing – actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.

I’ve never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn’t have stumbled my way through ‘Dancing with the Stars.’

I’m not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That’s cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it goes so far beyond cool. All I can think is 12 magicians, two carnies.

Everybody prefers to see a nut – they’re more fascinating.

I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that’s the same color. I tend to overthink things.