458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you’re afraid to say anything because they’ll hurt you.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don’t have to do push-ups.

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he’s going for – 14-year-old white suburban girls.

A joke is a way to say, ‘I’m going to do something funny now. If I don’t get a laugh at the end, I’m a failure.’

For atheists, everything in the world is enough and every day is holy. Every day is an atheist holiday. It’s a day that we’re alive.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we’re in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I’d never seen a rock and roll show, I’d never seen a comic or a show.

I’ve never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that’s available.