458 Quotes by Penn Jillette

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

Working in television, you really need a composer who can work in many styles especially when you're working in comedy. Stockdale can do anything.

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

Well, see, there's a downside to that, too,

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.