513 Quotes by Penny Reid

Why did it have to be Sir McHotpants? Why couldn’t they have sent Colonel Mustard le Mustache or Lady Jelly O’Belly?

I love to read, but I’m not a writer. I love philosophy, but I’m not a philosopher. I love art, but I can’t paint, I can’t draw or sculpt. I love movies and the theater, but I’m a terrible actor. Therefore, I’m a patron.

The driver asked me where I wanted to go; I wanted to say Las Vegas but I didn’t think that would go over very well.

Life is a struggle for relevancy.

We don’t believe in false pleasantries around these parts, nor do we kick a fella when he’s down. So I’ll just say, bless your heart, and leave it at that.

Quote of the day: “Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

Forget men and romance. The answer to my aching loneliness would be all the cats.

Sugar, I’d be honored to catch you anytime you’d like to fall.

For all my bravado, when I fell, I fell hard. I fell fast. I fell stupid. I invested too much too soon. My capacity for giving was matched only by their capacity for taking.