110 Quotes by Pete Holmes

'Time to Move On' is my favorite song.

Good comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audience is getting that release.

What I don't think I knew when I was young was that 'losing your faith' is actually part of the plan for a lot of people - that it's actually maybe the most beautiful and graceful thing that can happen. The mystery of God can handle all of it. It can handle all of your thoughts, all of your doubts, all of your folly. It's all in the game.

I'm the weirdo that tells - asks - the Uber driver to please turn the radio down. I'm so polite about it, though.

When I grew up, my model of God was like a lifeguard: I knew He loved me, but He blew his whistle a lot.

I'm not religious anymore, but I was raised religious.

The biggest idea of a good time for me is making the Batman videos that we did. That is my ideal day. That is exactly what I want to be doing... I like doing cartoons. I like writing things.

I mostly do faces and sounds. That's what I do. Comedy doesn't have to be art.

There's nothing you can do to increase or decrease the love that God has for you, but there are things you can do that increase or decrease your awareness of that love. That's certainly been my experience.