110 Quotes by Pete Holmes

I call myself 'Christ-leaning,' but that's primarily psychological.

So we have the story of who we are. I'm a man, and I'm a comedian, and I'm a tall man. I have big teeth and all these things, and I like the first two Batman movies, and I don't drink coffee, or whatever it is.

Why do we say 'Have a great weekend?' That's just a spell. You're just going - I have no control over your weekend. But words matter. They change our interior world. Have a great weekend.

I'm down with Jesus, sweet Jeez, sweet baby Jeez.

When it comes to being called a pronoun, sometimes I like to call other people 'me.' I go, like, 'Oh, these mes voted for Trump. This me is begging for change. This me is driving me to the airport.' I find that useful instead of going, like - because it's so pleasant to go 'you.'

I am a comedian. My brain is critical - it's overthinking - but you can find ways to turn it down and realize that's not who you really are.

I really love the Frank Miller 'Year One' stuff.

Audiences sometimes emit these weird frequencies that make you think you've weirded them out.

I love 'Year One.' I read 'Year One' over and over again.