41 Quotes by Peter Cook

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very deeply about them.

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.

I am very interested in the Universe – I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.

Everything I’ve ever told you, including this, is a lie.

Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I’ve been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very deeply about them.

I’ve always been after the trappings of great luxury. But all I’ve got hold of are the trappings of great poverty. I’ve got hold of the wrong load of trappings, and a rotten load they are too, ones I could have very well done without.

You realize that suicide’s a criminal offense – In less enlightened times they’d have hung you for it.

If there’s one thing I can’t bear, it’s when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can’t bear that.