128 Quotes by Peter De Vries

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other.