46 Quotes by Phil Foglio

Councillor: But – I thought you said the new Heterodyne was a girl? Vanamonde von Mekkhan: She is. That’s just the boyfriend.Councillor: That’s – we’re … we’re going to have to break out those little iron cages for their children, aren’t we?Vanamonde von Mekkhan: Uh-huh.

Agatha: The acid had lost a lot of potency … but it did get right in his eyes.Jiminez: It stings! Like a really mean grapefruit!

Gil: Is your mind always in the gutter?Zeetha: - asks the man with no pants.

People keep giving me rings. But I think a small death ray might be more practical.

Ah! Speak of the devil, and you find her in your hat.

Now I am in control!" He followed this statement with a burst of laughter that showed the owner had done a fair share of gloating in his time, and had the basics down pat.

Looks like ve is keednappink hyu a leedle after all.

Agatha: I don't want anyone dying on my behalf. Not even you!Tarvek: Why, that's the nicest thing you've said to me since Sturmhalten.Agatha: Treasure it, and get out!

Oh. I'm still alive. Yay.