46 Quotes by Phil Foglio

I keep thinking he can't be all bad ... and then he opens his mouth.

Agatha: I… I didn’t realize there were other generals.Mamma Gkika: Ho! Hyu just met dose three old ogres on Castle Wulfenbach, yez? Iz a good thing dere’s more of us den dot. Dun vorry. Ven dis iz all calmed down, ve’ll make sure huy meet all of us.Agatha: … in the same room? At the same time?Mamma Gkika: Dun vorry. Just bring a big stick.

Never burn a bridge unless your foe is on it, captain.

Castle Heterodyne: It seems the Lady Heterodyne … would prefer you alive. Oh well, all of the masters had their little quirks …Gil: …and she really thinks I’m going to just wander out into the middle of a battlefield?Sleipnir: Oh? And didn’t you do just that the other day? Big army of war machines? You with a walking stick? Ring any bells?Gil: … Once. I did that once.Sleipnir: Maybe you just haven’t had another chance.

Votever hyu say, meester "I'm so schmot I don't gotta make sense.

One of the characteristics I cherish in my friends is their childlike gullibility, and several excited minutes were spent trying to actually find this book.

Why the hell can't people just write nice happy stories about people having happy sex? That's what I want, and I bet a whole bunch of other people want it too.

As it happened, I had a friend who was a good person who liked to present himself as a dreadful one. Using him as a role model, I created the first Buck Godot strip.

We start out talking about the story, trying to figure out who is who and what should happen, taking notes the whole time. Then I do a rough layout of the issue, showing what happens on each page. Then we discuss that some more.