96 Quotes by Phil Gramm

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.

I own more shotguns than I need. But less shotguns than I want.

Granting amnesty to people who broke the law penalizes the millions of people who are waiting to come to America legally.

The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from plain old ordinary people.

...we will not grant amnesty to illegal aliens in this Congress or, hopefully ever again. We did that once. Everybody said it was a one time deal. We were to never do it again. The problem with doing it was we reward people who violated the law. We reward people who came into the country illegally.

Balancing the budget is like going to heaven. Everybody wants to do it, but nobody wants to do what you have to do to get there.

Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again.

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.

Thank God the economy is not as bad as you read in the newspaper every day.