135 Quotes by Phil Robertson

A real man don’t call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot.

Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren’t going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn’t grow up to be nerds.

Many have told me through the years: ‘I think I’ll take my chances without Jesus.’ And I always come back and say, ‘So what chance is that?’

Two of the central ingredients to our family are food and faith, so sitting down together and thanking God for the food He’s provided means everything to us. Prayer is a natural part of our lives – not only around the dinner table but all day long.

Jesus came down in flesh and solved both of them. So for me, my household – I just think that we would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other. At the end of the day you will be happy, happy, happy.

Everywhere my sons and I go, we’re telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy- then down the road we go.

I’ve been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I’ve reached a conclusion and it’s a fact: women are strange creatures.

Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.

I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines – also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait.