40 Quotes by Piers Morgan

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

I kind of think we have too many guns in this country,

Don’t chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don’t go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

I’d swap everything I’ve done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag.

That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It’s a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with likes or loves you back.

There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don’t come from that school.

All the heat should come my way.

There are many different ways of categorizing news. It doesn’t have to be just war and famine and serious politics.

Bill O’Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you’re going to get.