45 Quotes by Pseudonymous Bosch

Better to cry wolf over and over than never to cry wolf at all.

Very little in this world makes sense.

Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If you’re sleepy, go to bed and save the next chapter for tomorrow. For the magician’s story, you must have all your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.

Why did the ibis cross the Nile?” She nodded, shivering. He laughed, a deep, rumbling laugh. “To get to the other side, of course.” As.

Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I’ve tasted chocolate.

Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.

The Legend of Cabbage Face”.

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

She hadn’t visited this spot in a few years, but when she was younger it had been a frequent hideout. She called it the Barbie Graveyard because it was where, one night when she was nine years old, she’d ceremoniously buried every single doll she had. She’d marked the site with a melted Barbie toaster. “They all died in an electrical fire,” she told her mother somberly. “I couldn’t save them.