233 Quotes by R. Alan Woods

Ecclesiastes would be quite unbearable were it not for Heavens eternity and its citizens". ~R. Alan Woods [2013]

Don't get me wrong, I like NASCAR and shopping at Nordstrom's, but discipleship is intrinsic as a lifestyle."~R. Alan Woods [2013]

Instead of hopping around like a wild in'jun on fire, try counting from 10 backwards while hopping on one foot".

Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".

The mystery of Evil and its origin & purposes".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

Evil does not fight against evil, rather it struggles against Good. Where as, Good does not struggle against evil, rather it overwhelmingly defeats it".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

So how does God affect justice in this life/economy/reality? A lightening bolt, an angel of death, or by the hand of a human being?"~R. Alan Woods [2012]

You can't fix stupid

Envy is a buzz killer."~R. Alan Woods [2013]