132 Quotes by R.L. Stine

I’ve made myself laugh from some ideas – but I’ve never scared myself.

Cameras can only record what they see.

I have a cheat-sheet for each one of my characters about their personality, the way they look, etc. So there is no possible way that I could have writer’s block.

This was a normal town once, and we were normal people. Most of us worked at the plastics factory on the outskirts of town. Then one day there was an accident... something escaped from the factory, a yellow gas. It floated over the town so fast that we didn’t see it, didn’t realize... and then it was too late, and Dark Falls wasn’t a normal town anymore.

I feel happy to terrify kids.

Tap-tap-tap is better than thump-thumpthump,” Ivy said.

Grandpa Mo choked out. “They... they... they are hungry. Very hungry.

He looked a lot like the drawings of Benjamin Franklin in my history book.

I drive a lot in the summertime, but after that, I don’t drive if there’s snow predicted for anywhere in 500 miles.