132 Quotes by R.L. Stine

She wasn’t wearing a mask! The monstrous green face was her face. She wasn’t wearing a monster costume. None of the Horrors were wearing costumes, I realized. I stepped back, raising my hands in horror as if trying to shield myself.

Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out!

The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can’t fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.

So, when Cole was two and I was four, we moved to Goshen Falls. Lucky us! The whole town is three blocks long. We have a cute little farm with a cute little farmhouse. And even though Mom and Dad are computer programmers – not farmers – we have a backyard full of chickens.

I’ve never dreamed of a story idea. I have such boring dreams.

He’s is a real dummy.

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special.

What a strange place to leave a camera. Why would someone put it here? If it were valuable enough to hide in a secret cabinet, why didn’t he take it with him?

It’s my job, too, to keep up with pop culture and what the kids are into ’cause you don’t want to sound like an old man trying to write for kids. I spend a lot of my time spying on them.